Status Update

Malissa is 64% done

Her most prized possession is a drawer of Parmesan cheese and red pepper flake packets????????????? please be so for real you guys 😀

— Aug 10, 2026 12:45PM

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Malissa’s Previous Updates

Malissa is 81% done

too far in to dnf but I wish I did 😒

— Aug 10, 2026 03:01PM

Malissa is 34% done

“The ocean is monster soup”

Are we 12 🥲🥲😭😭😭

— Aug 10, 2026 09:15AM

Malissa is 26% done

— Aug 05, 2026 09:44PM

Malissa is 15% done

okay not bad so far……..kinda funny

— Aug 05, 2026 08:51PM

Malissa is starting

Christina Lauren’s last chance too tbh

— Aug 05, 2026 07:43PM

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