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“Can you change that into something more useful?”
You said arctically, “I am a Lyctor, Palamedes Sextus.”
“And I’m so sorry about it,” he said.
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TE EXTRAÑABA TANTO PALAMEDES PLS COME HOME
— Aug 10, 2026 04:41PM
You said arctically, “I am a Lyctor, Palamedes Sextus.”
“And I’m so sorry about it,” he said.
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TE EXTRAÑABA TANTO PALAMEDES PLS COME HOME
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Fuck one flesh, one end, Harrow. I already gave my flesh to you, and I already gave you my end. I gave you my sword. I gave you myself. I did it while knowing I’d do it all again, without hesitation, because all I ever wanted you to do was eat me.
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It meant so much that you would die with so many questions unanswered, would go to your unkind grave understanding absolutely jack shit.
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A normal assassination attempt at dinner in the Mithraeum… a threesome with God, Ianthe’s gay loneliness and some mysterious haunting ?!!!!?!!!!?!??!?
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ctmmmmmm llegué al momento icónico y ahora entiendo el meme “they don’t know my bone marrow is in the soup” !!!!!!!!
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“It was *not* that you were a prude.”
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