Loxlight’s Reviews > A Parade of Horribles > Status Update
Loxlight
is 66% done
...the best romance in this series being a stripper called Dong holding together the two halves of his gimp mantaur boyfriend like a fleshy panini press was not on my bingo card ngl
Why am I getting emotional about this 😂
— Aug 11, 2026 06:27AM
Why am I getting emotional about this 😂
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Loxlight’s Previous Updates
Loxlight
is 54% done
Chapter 57 is the best chapter and Jeff is officially having far too much fun 😂
— Aug 10, 2026 03:39PM
Loxlight
is 50% done
I think the best part of carl books is you can say things like wow cant believe they kdrama'd Finley like that and isnt Jar Jar Binks the shark annoying and did not expect the pig throuple to end like that
Which are somehow all true and yet you sound like a nut job to someone who hasnt read it 😂
— Aug 10, 2026 02:50PM
Which are somehow all true and yet you sound like a nut job to someone who hasnt read it 😂
Loxlight
is 30% done
Jeff Hays is having way too much fun with voices this book between the Boston unicorn, the French rodent...thing and now tiny Uzi Jesus
— Aug 09, 2026 01:03PM