Claire Baechtel’s Reviews > House of Leaves > Status Update

Is this literally AT ALL necessary??????

“When I reached Tatiana’s place, she’d just gotten back from the gym and her brown legs glistened with sweat. She wore black spandex shorts and a pink athletic halter to which was very tight but still could not conceal the ample size of her breasts.”

Oh BROTHER this guy STINKS!!!!

He’s just giving ocd

Me watching Johnny truant put sos in Morse code throughout this chapter 🧍‍♂️

“Raymond took me somewhere else first, where I lost half my tooth, and alot more too I guess, on the outskirts, in an ice covered place, surrounded by barbed wire and willows, where monuments of rust, seldom touched, lie frozen alongside fence posts and no one ever comes near enough to hear the hawks cry.”

I just hate how Johnny truant writes about women so much ❤️ I don’t care if his mom was in the insane asylum ❤️

The more this man talks about women the more it is apparent he is an unreliable narrator

THIS IS A LONG ASS BOOK