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Varian W is 28% done

Low IQ moment, just say yeah you chill and call the police when you’re NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING OCEAN ARE WE BRAIN DEAD????

— 21 hours, 33 min ago

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Varian’s Previous Updates

Varian W is 34% done

Omfg why would you tell him that

— 11 hours, 56 min ago

Varian W is 23% done

Are they dumb?

— 21 hours, 45 min ago

Varian W is 16% done

There’s never a point in history where the song “#SELFIE” ever needs to be brought up

— 22 hours, 10 min ago

Varian W is 8% done

“ not so bad” you’ve known him less than a week

— 22 hours, 28 min ago

Varian W is 3% done

Omg there’s always some “incident” bruh

— 22 hours, 41 min ago

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