Status Update

Evan Hernandez is 44% done

I’m back:)

— Aug 11, 2026 08:22PM

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Evan’s Previous Updates

Evan Hernandez is 50% done

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— 22 hours, 49 min ago

Evan Hernandez is 38% done

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— Jul 09, 2026 05:58PM

Evan Hernandez is 34% done

— Jul 07, 2026 06:11PM

Evan Hernandez is 29% done

Th-th-thu-than-ank you f-fo-for luh-luh-l-istening t-to m-me!

— Jul 05, 2026 04:10PM

Evan Hernandez is 23% done

AHHHH HELP AHHHHHHH!!!!!! THE PAIN, OH AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

— Jul 02, 2026 05:44PM

Evan Hernandez is 17% done

AHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— Jun 28, 2026 07:06PM

Evan Hernandez is 13% done

I luh-luh-luh-love this b-b-book!

— Jun 27, 2026 06:48PM

Evan Hernandez is 8% done

Oh geez…

— Jun 25, 2026 07:53PM

Evan Hernandez is 4% done

Yea, I’m already hooked…we all float down here, Georgie🤡

— Jun 23, 2026 08:40PM

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