Gary’s Reviews > ’Salem’s Lot > Status Update
Gary
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Part One — The Marsten House, Middle of Chap. IV: Danny Glick & Others
I understand the message/theme King is convey because I also would be thinking with my dick trying to get with someone while dead animals are displayed, weirdos move into a freaky house, and the “have you seen me?” posters start spiking…
— Aug 12, 2026 08:49AM
I understand the message/theme King is convey because I also would be thinking with my dick trying to get with someone while dead animals are displayed, weirdos move into a freaky house, and the “have you seen me?” posters start spiking…
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I wouldn’t even introduce myself to the new neighbors, Matt…
— Aug 13, 2026 02:49PM
Gary
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Chap. III — The Lot (I)
Is it slow? Yes, but I’m enjoying the lives of Jerusalem’s Lot… teachers close to retirement, authors flirting, gossip about the Marsten House…
… let me enjoy the mundane lives of our citizens before the shit. hits. the fan. ⚰️🧛🏽♂️🩸🪟
— Aug 11, 2026 06:32PM
Is it slow? Yes, but I’m enjoying the lives of Jerusalem’s Lot… teachers close to retirement, authors flirting, gossip about the Marsten House…
… let me enjoy the mundane lives of our citizens before the shit. hits. the fan. ⚰️🧛🏽♂️🩸🪟