Riri’s Reviews > She Drives Me Crazy > Status Update

STOP BICKERING AND START YURIING

“In a flash, someone snatches the paper out of Scuttlebaum’s hand.
And that someone is me.” HAHAHA this is frying me bro

“Beautiful things can grow out of shit” wise words, my man

“I just wish people could be more creative with their ignorance.”

😧 literally me

“Are you blackmailing her?”
“Why does everyone assume I’m blackmailing?”

“I’m surprised you can stand with a spine that weak” DAMN

“I want to pay you to date me” woah there!

“They’d bottle our hormones and sell them if they could” 🥹

Feminism, self-reflective protagonist, cheerleading for oneself, yay!