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Charlie is 89% done

Y’all have known each other for THREE MONTHS

— Aug 13, 2026 05:41AM

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Charlie is 98% done

Dear god please please please please do not get back together it’s literally the only thing that can redeem this shitshow. Girl LEAVE. RUN. EW.

— 10 hours, 1 min ago

Charlie is 81% done

Omg eewwwwwwww what kind of freaky ass shit is this

— Aug 11, 2026 01:53PM

Charlie is 68% done

He’s not “haunting” you he’s literally standing right there dude.
“Everything reminds me of him” well he’s directly in front of your face so

— Aug 11, 2026 01:26PM

Charlie is 50% done

Alright, you’ve lost me. This was not supposed to be psychological horror what the fuck do you MEAN he bought the coffee shops bc she likes them?! Girl GET THE FUCK OUT he’s going to skin you alive or lock you in a multi-million dollar basement in like three years

— Aug 07, 2026 01:03PM

Charlie is 46% done

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMFG cute cute cute cute cute cute oh my fucking god cute I could eat a whole man rn

— Aug 07, 2026 12:15PM

Charlie is 32% done

If I could forget that he’s the size of a bison and said that creepy shit five chapters ago I would be kicking my feet and giggling rn

— Aug 07, 2026 10:28AM