Status Update

Moose is 88% done

Hot take: oppressing vampires for literally eating humans is legally valid

— Aug 14, 2026 07:02PM

Like flag

Moose’s Previous Updates

Moose is 98% done

Omg you morons deserve to get eaten by vampires

— Aug 14, 2026 07:23PM

Moose is 72% done

Hey no offense but maybe you should kill your abusive vampire mom

— Aug 14, 2026 06:31PM

Moose is 54% done

Yall if my mom was like "perhaps white supremacy is nuanced" I think violence would be warranted

— Aug 14, 2026 05:40PM

Moose is 51% done

The concept of boomer vampires is so funny to me

— Aug 14, 2026 05:34PM

No comments have been added yet.