Katie Lou Slauson’s Reviews > Breaking Dawn > Status Update

Stephanie Meyers did NOT have to make this birth scene so stressful oh my goooooosh

Science has apparently come a long way since this book was published in 2008. All you have to do now is pee in a cup and they can test your pee to find out just about everything about the baby. 🙃 Bella got preggers with Edward's baby during the wrong decade.

Truly, only an eighteen year old could comfortably fall asleep on a rock hard vampire without doing irreversible damage to her neck. I wake up in my king-sized, name brand Bamboo bed every morning and wonder if a hip replacement is within my impending future, so I don't even wanna think about trying to sleep on marble.

I'm swiftly losing enthusiasm for finishing this series but I'm going to stay strong. However, this is not helped by the fact that they decided to do the gross garter tradition at the wedding. 🙄 Can't picture "old soul" Edward getting on board with removing a garter in front of a crowd of people.