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Pike being embarrassed in the bonus scene tells me EVERYTHING I need to knkw

HE DIDN’T EVEN ASK “will you marry me” OR GIVE ANY ROMANTIC SPEECH? HE ONLY GAVE YOU THE RING AND SAID “so, you going to say yes or…” LIKE WHAT? THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO DO UNCONVENTIONAL PROPOSALS SO MUCH BETTER, HE DIDN’T EVEN ASK THE QUESTION

WHERE WAS THE YEARNING? I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE FACT YOU’VE BEEN ALL OVER VIRGINIA

Also that whole interaction with the “Tyler Durden” dude was so weird, like what was the point besides to mention watching Fight Club with Pike. YOU’RE DRAGGING IT PENELOPE

“But they don’t know. They don’t know how lucky we are and how good it is.”

Omg you’re so delusional

See the difference between me and Cam is that I don’t give a fuck that Pike has looked like shit for two months, and I also wouldn’t have gave his ass any information about Jordan. Also don’t think I didn’t see you telling Shel you guys aren’t her “protectors” as if she’s ever had any her entire life..

Getting a tattoo for Jordan? When you’ve played her SO many times? Okay Jax Taylor

Sorry Cole, not really sorry actually, but you are SO wrong. Jordan is better off without both of you, but especially your dad.

Kyle Cramer is rage baiting Pike so badly right now, and honestly, Pike deserves it and more

You know this book could have gotten an extra .1 star if they stayed broken up, (I know it’s a “happily ever after” but fuck, Dutch was SO right)