Sammy D’s Reviews > Empire of the Damned > Status Update

I actually hope that CHARACTER does die bc it would be really funny and good for character building and then it's like "yeah hahaha they're cooked. again"
regardless i suspect CHARACTER'll live long enough to get them the SPOILER they need and then prolly die or smth

Holy peak. Holy. Holy peak.

i'm a gooner holy balls that was so goon
ehe

gulp why'd she almost get touched
also the uhm lidhdihdya is kinda smash ngl (man i hope she and dior crack)

wow... vampire erections, vampire threesomes, vampire sister, dior making jokes about cracking your mum, reference to dead horse... peak asf
jean-francois ily

i know how vampire boners work now

wee woo