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Brooke Heaney
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“he had this amazing waxed mustache, which looked not unlike two paintbrushes repurposed as face furniture.” oh what way you have with words.
— Aug 16, 2026 04:33PM
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Brooke Heaney
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you had a dream you were taken to narnia from hell and you didn’t even check the wardrobe when you woke up? you’re dumb. stupid and dumb.
— Aug 16, 2026 06:14PM
Brooke Heaney
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Jeffery’s going to be so excited to see her
— Aug 16, 2026 04:37PM
Brooke Heaney
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he filibustered so it would be legal over christmas break. Ty. you better watch out. they’re coming for you babe.
— Aug 16, 2026 02:10PM
Brooke Heaney
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if she doesn’t stop messing with Shafeen’s head i’m going to brand her next.
— Aug 16, 2026 12:44PM

