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(1) "...they couldn't imagine what a human could do against their vampire strength and speed. And since I wasn't Superwoman, they might be right."
- Didn't Sookie wear a Superwoman t-shirt in a previous book?
- Is Superwoman a thing in this universe? Not Wonder Woman?
(2) Pam's surname is Ravenscroft... how very Poe-meets-Lovecraft.
- So different from her positively medieval, TV surname, Swynford De Beaufort.
— Aug 16, 2026 10:30PM
(1) "...they couldn't imagine what a human could do against their vampire strength and speed. And since I wasn't Superwoman, they might be right."
- Didn't Sookie wear a Superwoman t-shirt in a previous book?
- Is Superwoman a thing in this universe? Not Wonder Woman?
(2) Pam's surname is Ravenscroft... how very Poe-meets-Lovecraft.
- So different from her positively medieval, TV surname, Swynford De Beaufort.
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Jayson
is 39% done
Notes:
(1) "Sam abandoned Crazy Guy to punch Blond Bristles right in his brisket. The guy went down like a sawn tree."
- Brisket means crotch, right? That's usually what people imply when they use food euphemisms (berries, nuts, plums, huevos, etc.).
- Though breadbasket does mean stomach, so that's a solid possibility.
- Stomach might actually be the leading candidate. Most often, guts get punched, balls get kicked.
— 9 hours, 2 min ago
(1) "Sam abandoned Crazy Guy to punch Blond Bristles right in his brisket. The guy went down like a sawn tree."
- Brisket means crotch, right? That's usually what people imply when they use food euphemisms (berries, nuts, plums, huevos, etc.).
- Though breadbasket does mean stomach, so that's a solid possibility.
- Stomach might actually be the leading candidate. Most often, guts get punched, balls get kicked.
Jayson
is 17% done
Notes:
(1) Pam to Eric: "She lives with other men. She goes shopping with other men. What kind of husband are you?"
- Pam, ever the Victorian.
(2) Sam: "Sook, that guy [Dermot] treats you like a queen."
Sookie: "Yeah, too bad he's related! And also, he looks way too much like Jason."
Sam: "That's no obstacle to a fairy."
- What now? Are fairies the Targaryens of the supernatural world? Does that make Sookie Jon Snow?
— Aug 15, 2026 12:30AM
(1) Pam to Eric: "She lives with other men. She goes shopping with other men. What kind of husband are you?"
- Pam, ever the Victorian.
(2) Sam: "Sook, that guy [Dermot] treats you like a queen."
Sookie: "Yeah, too bad he's related! And also, he looks way too much like Jason."
Sam: "That's no obstacle to a fairy."
- What now? Are fairies the Targaryens of the supernatural world? Does that make Sookie Jon Snow?
Jayson
is 7% done
Notes:
(1) Sookie ogles her fairy kin as they work.
- She does know they're kin, right?
- For that matter, Dermot looks exactly like her brother.
(2) "[Sam's] a compact man who was actually immensely strong."
- Yet again, Sam's introduced by Sookie as being short.
- "Compact," huh? Sam... the Honda Civic of supes.
(3) Sookie: "Vampires = drama."
- Indeed, we bear witness to the most dramatic vampire-arranged haircut.
— Aug 14, 2026 04:30PM
(1) Sookie ogles her fairy kin as they work.
- She does know they're kin, right?
- For that matter, Dermot looks exactly like her brother.
(2) "[Sam's] a compact man who was actually immensely strong."
- Yet again, Sam's introduced by Sookie as being short.
- "Compact," huh? Sam... the Honda Civic of supes.
(3) Sookie: "Vampires = drama."
- Indeed, we bear witness to the most dramatic vampire-arranged haircut.
Jayson
is starting
Notes:
(1) So, I haven't exactly been on the ball about continuing this series. That's been for two main reasons:
- First, I've not yet read the novella, "Small Town Wedding," that precedes this installment, and it's been my intention to read the entire series chronologically this time around. I will get to that ASAP!
- Second... I see my original 2 and 1 star ratings for the final three books and fear for my sanity!
— Aug 13, 2026 09:05PM
(1) So, I haven't exactly been on the ball about continuing this series. That's been for two main reasons:
- First, I've not yet read the novella, "Small Town Wedding," that precedes this installment, and it's been my intention to read the entire series chronologically this time around. I will get to that ASAP!
- Second... I see my original 2 and 1 star ratings for the final three books and fear for my sanity!