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Macarena is 61% done

past the initial shock i can see the plan now I AM NOT STUPID

— Aug 17, 2026 11:45AM

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Macarena’s Previous Updates

Macarena is 85% done

noooooo my old man :((((

— Aug 18, 2026 06:52AM

Macarena is 75% done

We alll have covid

— Aug 17, 2026 07:43PM

Macarena is 7% done

— Aug 17, 2026 07:43PM

Macarena is 61% done

THE POISON??? hmmm SUSSSS

— Aug 17, 2026 11:38AM

Macarena is 55% done

noooo stop being suicidal can;t you see ur wife has a crush on the zombie version of u

— Aug 17, 2026 07:07AM

Macarena is 50% done

Nom nom nom

— Aug 16, 2026 07:00PM

Macarena is 42% done

— Aug 16, 2026 09:22AM

Macarena is 40% done

— Aug 15, 2026 09:16AM

Macarena is 35% done

— Aug 13, 2026 06:57PM

Macarena is 27% done

— Aug 13, 2026 09:20AM

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