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"Nah, it's fine," he answers, giving my foot a nudge under the table. "Now eat up so we can screw." His eyes widen, and then he coughs. "Fool-tool around.
Christ, you know what I mean. So you can show me your tool. Your hammer. Oh my God, what is happening?"

"Just that I'm fairly certain you're a literal angel, and I've never been between a guy's thighs before, but I'm a little jealous of that empty space between yours."

"Oh, sure," I answer, thinking back over the past twenty-four hours. "Lots of nuts." Joey lifts a quizzical brow, and I hasten to add, "Not my own! I wasn't, like, jerking off all day."
Only once. Okay, maybe twice. Three times tops.
While thinking about Joey and his abs.

Brad looks up at me. "I'm attracted to you, Joey. At least, I'm pretty sure 1 am. I've been having a lot of thoughts."
"Thoughts about me"" I say weakly.

"I don't have a perfect answer," he says. "All I know is I understand cum gutters now because of you, and I'm pretty sure I'd like to test yours out if you'd let me." JOEY AND CUM GUTTERS IM SCREAMING

"Here's the thing. I didn't like him having your attention, you know? Which is pretty shitty of me, considering I set you up with the guy. But...every time you were looking at him, it pissed me off."

"Hey, Joey?" I say, trying not to let my nerves show. He waits patiently. Always patient. "So, uh, it turns out I really like your face. And, if you're still amenable, I'd very much like to greet your tonsils with my tongue."

Joey stands up, turning around. And I promptly choke on my tongue as his ass—as he walks away.
Fuck. It's not just his stomach I want to paint.

“Hey, Joey. Turns out I might be a dab queer.
Joseph-broseph. Question. Do you like cum play? Asking for a friend.
Joey Kangaroo. Can I hop on you?”

So I like Joey's abs. And the way he feels pressed against me. Not to mention his pretty brown eyes and his smile. Such a nice smile.
Maybe I like him. Maybe I should...explore that.
Oh God.