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1. Station wagons, stuff, existential dread.
2. Meet the family. Everyone’s strange and death lingers.
3. Academia is so impressed with itself that Elvis and Hitler Studies feel profound.
4. Career boost? Change your name, wear dark glasses, gain weight, become more Hitler-like. Learn German later.
Everyone’s smart. Everyone’s ridiculous.
— Aug 13, 2026 08:23PM
2. Meet the family. Everyone’s strange and death lingers.
3. Academia is so impressed with itself that Elvis and Hitler Studies feel profound.
4. Career boost? Change your name, wear dark glasses, gain weight, become more Hitler-like. Learn German later.
Everyone’s smart. Everyone’s ridiculous.
