Ayden’s Reviews > The Illuminatus! Trilogy > Status Update

This book necessitates a broad but surface level knowledge of the occult/mysticism/conspiracy theories, as well as some history, to really enjoy. Having a Philosophy PhD dropout obsessed with Ancient Aliens as a father is apparently ample preparation.

This book is so fucking dumb I love it

"It is forbidden to dream again;
We maim our joys or hide them;
Horses are made of chromium steel
And little fat men shall ride them."