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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone using phallic imagery in a tennis context, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice..
— 13 hours, 30 min ago
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First thoughts, the guy is a bit of a negative nancy. On the other hand, I am intrigued
— Aug 14, 2026 05:34AM