katie (bard-maresh)’s Reviews > Brigands & Breadknives > Status Update

big fan of zyll calling everything from a greatsword to a butter knife a ‘shankling’

in a shocking turn of events it turns out i am not 4’11 and my gp lied to me. got measured at the cardiologist this morning and i am actually 5’1‼️basically a giant now

always a jumpscare when i come across another kell in a book. though now i am picturing how kell maresh would look as an orc

“There atop the bluff, surrounded on all sides by a beautiful distance, Fern was consumed by a sense of remoteness that was not at all lonely.
A safe smallness wherein the horizon was infinite, and as such, judgment, too, must be impossibly distant.”

this is what i mean when i say that the size of the universe and how insignificant we are doesn’t freak me out

“I was barely involved. Except for the stabbing part."

lila bard type sentence

bank account just got absolutely violated in specsavers 😩