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Patroclus was actually tough af. I thought Hector was lowkey cool until he monologues to his felled enemies and refers to himself in the third person… now I feel like Paris is not the only son of Priam who has brought on the destruction of Ilium. Also, what does it say about me that I feel like Achilles is always in the right? Keep doing you king, sorry bout your cousin.
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I guess when Zeus isn’t thrashing his kids for messing with mortals he’s messing with mortals for his girlfriend until his wife has to lure him away to a mountain with cloud-covered sex so that she can start messing with mortals without fear of being thrashed. And this is how Hector racks up his K/D. Hard to follow the themes but I’m having a great time anyway, thanks Homer.
— Aug 17, 2026 11:54AM