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Courtney « finally forced to lower my reading goal » is starting

Finally finally finally starting this!! I'm sure most of my GRs friends have never heard of this series or this author but it is very near and dear to me, and was involved in how I started dating my husband. I am so lucky to have been gifted a physical copy directly from the author and I'm excited I finally have time for it 🥳

— Aug 19, 2026 05:51PM

There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel: A Novel of Giant Crabs (John Dies at the End, #5)

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Courtney « finally forced to lower my reading goal » is 80% done

I don't know what I'm reading. Jason Pargin truly knows how to write a complete spectacle

— Aug 25, 2026 04:00PM

Courtney « finally forced to lower my reading goal » is 31% done

Genuinely not sure I can post any quotes from this book anymore without offending every last person who follows me

— Aug 23, 2026 02:21PM

Courtney « finally forced to lower my reading goal » is 4% done

"In late November, I'd woken up to a small, dark-haired child leaning out of our bedroom closet, whispering a sequence of numbers, begging me to remember them, saying it could be crucial to the fate of the world. He'd abruptly vanished after I chucked a shoe at him." 💀

— Aug 21, 2026 09:03AM