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fitz you’re homophobic for that

how dutiful be sleeping when fitz is skilling to him:

chade pushing for fitz and starling to patch things up because minstrels supposedly cannot be offended, despite starling being consistently a BITCH to fitz and completely self absorbed just UGH. only her feelings ever seem to matter in that equation. chade clearly does not give two fucks about fitz i’m crine

the euphoria of fitz calling starling a stupid bitch

bro fitz’s face card must be lethal asf cus no way everyone and their mama wants to get with his stinky ass😭✌️

if you hate the fool you die and go to hell

i’m really just doing whatever all day “finish the whole series by september” my ass

fitz gurl…. just eat yo food and question human morality

i’ve got nothing to say but i need to update

summer really isn’t a reading time for me