Stephani’s Reviews > When the Tides Held the Moon > Status Update
Stephani
is 67% done
Look. I’m not a prude. I loved The Shape of Water. I downloaded a book about a man falling in love with a merman. I knew what I was getting into.
The sex in this book is both hilarious and humiliating.
— Aug 20, 2026 01:35PM
The sex in this book is both hilarious and humiliating.
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Stephani
is 57% done
I pushed through largely because of the narrators reading the audiobook. They are very entertaining. Unfortunately, the book remains tonally inconsistent. People fall in love with each other like dolls in a child’s hand—nonsensical orders of “now kiss” overlaying each interaction.
— Aug 19, 2026 06:09AM
Stephani
is 34% done
The beginning of this book was great. Fast paced and entertaining. It came with big characters and a fun mystery. But as soon as the merman becomes a character, it falls into tired romantasy tropes. Every interaction becomes contrived. The characters get muddled. I’m on the verge of DNF.
— Aug 17, 2026 12:50PM

