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Jeffrey Carey
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Wait, they were on a site infested with *alien slime mold* and nobody thought to shield their face? You’d do that with a *terrestrial* mold infestation of this scale, let alone an alien one. This guy was an idiot.
— Aug 20, 2026 02:50PM
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Jeffrey Carey
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Was the ship that pioneered the skip drive named the “Event Horizon,” by any chance?
— Aug 20, 2026 03:46PM
Jeffrey Carey
is on page 150 of 318
Dang. The Consu would give even the Adeptus Astartes a hard time.
— Aug 20, 2026 02:27PM
Jeffrey Carey
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That expression loses so much of its utility when you realize that H.P. Lovecraft would also have “run screaming” from an ordinary penguin (this is not a joke).
— Aug 20, 2026 02:12PM
Jeffrey Carey
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I get the sense Higgee’s being less than honest about what’s going on.
— Aug 20, 2026 01:47PM
Jeffrey Carey
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I was startlingly premature in my previous assessment. It stopped being the case halfway down the page. Not even the High Lords have it this good.
— Aug 20, 2026 01:43PM
Jeffrey Carey
is on page 101 of 318
Getting real “Imperium of Man” vibes from this (and not in a good way)
— Aug 20, 2026 01:39PM
Jeffrey Carey
is on page 87 of 318
I presume KloraDerm has some way of preventing chafing? Otherwise total hairlessness below the head would be a problem.
— Aug 20, 2026 01:29PM