Isabella’s Reviews > Slags > Status Update

“Your face is not collapsing. It is just having a more meaningful conversation with gravity “

“I think them sharing sandwiches might be actually be worse than them fucking somehow. If they were egg mayonnaise I really am going to commit suicide”

"Seriously, though, was it the menopause? The peri-menopause? The peri-peri-menopause? She did like Nando's..." 😂