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The next morning a bouquet of flowers and an iPhone appeared on the living room table.
What’s this?” asked the congressman.
“Jesús’s apology for slapping me last night,” I replied. My father’s chauffeur jumped in: “Send it back, miss. If he makes this a habit, he will kill you one day. What good will it do you to be driven to the cemetery in a luxury hearse?”
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What’s this?” asked the congressman.
“Jesús’s apology for slapping me last night,” I replied. My father’s chauffeur jumped in: “Send it back, miss. If he makes this a habit, he will kill you one day. What good will it do you to be driven to the cemetery in a luxury hearse?”
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