Amanie ✮⋆˙’s Reviews > Nightshade > Status Update

“Look flustered and cry? What kind of instruction is that? Fortunately, flustered and crying is my default mode.”

She’s so real HAHA

“Ophelia, is this your first attempt at holding a conversation with someone?”
“Yes, how am I doing?”
“Horribly.”

Nah cause she just like me fr if it’s not word vomit idk what I’m saying

“I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than set foot inside your bedroom.”

“But I was excited to see your pajamas :(“

Why is him using the sad face sending me into orbit

“I don’t know what’s in the air around here, but it must be strong if I’m considering befriending a cold-blooded mafia killer.”

Wait stop Vin is so cute with his lil rambles

“I pull my emotional support water bottle from my duffel,”

I wonder if it’s an Owala

“This is where I belong. I’ve already made imaginary friendships with them.”

Nah cause why is this me in any new social setting

“Oh, excellent.” I’ve probably already pissed off a ghost.’

HAHA ooooo

“Just out of interest, where would you stab me?”

“In the voice box, probably. Seems it’ll be the only way to get you to shut up.”

OH I like them already

“I’ll back up. I can make it look like an accident. You’d be the third one I have done today.”

“Marvelous. If you could just throw me off the drawbridge when you’re done.”

I’m a sucker for dialogue oooh am I gonna love this …

My brother starts school tomorrow so it’s only right I also go back to school hmmm