Laura’s Reviews > Wish You Weren't Here > Status Update
Laura
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"This is why she and I don’t get along. She’s a people pleaser and I am a deeply displeased person."
— Aug 21, 2026 12:46PM
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Laura
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"How can you not love the people who gave you a space to be the person you’ve always wanted to be?"
— Aug 21, 2026 12:49PM
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""I remember watching you stretch on the track after and thinking that a girl like you could ruin my whole goddamn life.”"
— Aug 21, 2026 12:48PM
Laura
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"“We trust you, Pat!” a senior named Nick yells.
“Why?” Pat responds, all seriousness. “I love all you kids like family, but that doesn’t mean you should trust me. It’s safer for everyone if Euphrates tags along as my lawsuit shield.”"
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— Aug 21, 2026 12:47PM
“Why?” Pat responds, all seriousness. “I love all you kids like family, but that doesn’t mean you should trust me. It’s safer for everyone if Euphrates tags along as my lawsuit shield.”"
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Laura
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"“Maybe you can kill her with kindness,” Lucy suggests hopefully.
“Maybe I could just kill her,” I deadpan back.
“Well, there you go!” Gia chimes in, his voice coated in mock cheer. “At least you have options.”"
— Aug 21, 2026 12:45PM
“Maybe I could just kill her,” I deadpan back.
“Well, there you go!” Gia chimes in, his voice coated in mock cheer. “At least you have options.”"
Laura
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"Instead, we find ourselves in the Tenth Circle of Hell: Cooperation."
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— Aug 21, 2026 12:45PM
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