Carina’s Reviews > Nine Goblins > Status Update

“How do I know you’re not trying to poison me?”
Sings-to-Trees sighed and dipped a finger into the mug, then slurped the liquid off it.
“There. Happy?”
“Well, now you’ve put your finger in it!”

“She should never have let him name the supply goat. Once you started naming goats, it was all downhill from there.”

“So what you’re saying is… we’re behind enemy lines.”
“Sarge, we’d have to move about forty miles up to just be behind enemy lines. We’re practically behind the enemy nation.”
Lmaoo

“The entire Nineteenth Infantry, from Algol down to Blanchett’s teddy bear, were right behind her.”
Why am I getting emotional rn

“Complaining is how he shows he’s paying attention to all the little nuances of his home”
Aww