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Noemi :)
is 26% done
nobody told me this was a slow burn… CAN YOU TWO MAKE OUT? PLEASE?
— Aug 22, 2026 04:29AM
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Noemi :)
is 60% done
they finally kissed, let’s make a party because DAMN. 60% is too long girl, was that necessary? 🫠🫠🫠🫠
— Aug 22, 2026 03:21PM
Noemi :)
is 55% done
AAAAAAAAAHQJSHQUWYQUAH THEY CUDDLED OMFG AAAAAAAAHWUSHAJHSJA AND HE WAS SHIRTLESS AAAAAAHQUSJWJ AND AND AND HUGGING HER FROM BEHIND, THEY DIDNT EVEN KISS O HAVE SEX THEY JUST CUDDLED!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK IM SCREAMING ?????!!!!
— Aug 22, 2026 02:39PM