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You bookworm little bitch

You sweater-wearing volun-fucking-teer

THWACH. Man down, Mary Kay, one of the good ones.

"Who the fuck are you?"
I turn that shit around. "Who the fuck are YOU?"

It's like you think I did.

... and I am beaming. Smiling ear to ear and this is why people love horror stories: it's not for the gore. It's for the moment when the good guy escapes just like you wanted him too because it means that for once in this unjust, dying planet, the good guy wins.

The meerkat

When I was a kid, my mother didn't read to me. She was always groggy, tired. I work a double and I get home and now you want me to read to you? No one was going to read to me so I learned to read to me.