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zee is 8% done

Peter is going to fire him, David will take his job, and Kevin will prove to everyone that it was the right decision.

An old man saw the future. And now it’s overtaken him.

noo poor sune :(

— Aug 22, 2026 07:04AM

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zee is 99% done

Benji gives a nonchalant shrug. His answer is as short as it is uncompromising:

“But I’m from Beartown.”

I LOVEU BENJI

— Sep 12, 2026 07:32AM

zee is 95% done

There’s a hockey puck on a gravestone in Beartown. The writing is small, so that all the words can fit. Still the bravest bastard I know. Beside the puck lies a watch.

nonononoNO BENJI CAN NOT DIE!!!!!!!

— Sep 12, 2026 07:14AM

zee is 95% done

David hates himself for not being better than his dad. That’s the job of sons.

goddd i was so scared. for a sec i thought david was gon show himself to be a complete asshole

— Sep 12, 2026 07:11AM

zee is 78% done

"YOU’RE the problem! Religion doesn’t fight, guns don’t kill, and you need to be very fucking clear that hockey has never raped anyone! But do you know who do? Fight and kill and rape?”

Sune clears his throat. “Men?”

“MEN! It’s always fucking men!”

— Sep 12, 2026 05:10AM