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kivi*
is 62% done
i would NEVER get it going with a COP in a SUPPY CLOSET if i was the leading woman of a slasher/romcom story oh my god you people need to get woker WHY WOULD YOU GET ALL HOT AND BOTHERED ABOUT A COP i feel disgusted ugh
— 2 hours, 54 min ago
kivi*
is 37% done
PLEASE!!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THE HOLY THINGS!!! STOP WITH THE HORNY THOUGHTS YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE
— Aug 16, 2026 04:39AM
kivi*
is 23% done
lady!!! you’re about to get MURDERED!!! stop with the horny thoughts!!!
— Aug 11, 2026 01:18PM