Madison Kubinski’s Reviews > No Place to Be Single > Status Update

OH SHES DOING THE THING

THERE SHE FUCKING IS

“Money is boring if you don’t do anything with it. At least now I can put it to good use.”

Ma’am, please tell the billionaires this.

At this point, why are we not going to Auntie for money?!?!?!

Okay, didn’t see that one coming!!!!

The universe is really doing everything it can to tell her not to fuck this man AND SHES NOT GETTING IT

…okay maybe I spoke too soon.

I realized this sooner but I forgot to say: this it Italian Pride and Prejudice if they grew up together in the summers.