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Paige | bookmark.thispaige is 15% done

Oh yikes! Good luck getting dad's blessing in the future. Lololol this guy.

— Aug 23, 2026 03:05PM

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Paige | bookmark.thispaige is 94% done

WTF YOU’RE TATTLING?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

— 3 hours, 16 min ago

Paige | bookmark.thispaige is 91% done

Seriously? There better not be a third act break up over this shit.

— 5 hours, 4 min ago

Paige | bookmark.thispaige is 82% done

Laaawd. A mess.

— 10 hours, 55 min ago

Paige | bookmark.thispaige is 80% done

EMERSON!!! SMDH

— 11 hours, 4 min ago

Paige | bookmark.thispaige is 79% done

Ouch

— 19 hours, 56 min ago

Paige | bookmark.thispaige is 69% done

Oh no.. I don't like this.. please answer!!!

— 20 hours, 55 min ago

Paige | bookmark.thispaige is 63% done

I see what you did there, Ms. Author.

— Aug 25, 2026 03:00PM

Paige | bookmark.thispaige is 61% done

Everyone pointing out how happy Emerson is all the time really scares me, tbh.

— Aug 25, 2026 02:50PM

Paige | bookmark.thispaige is 61% done

— Aug 25, 2026 02:49AM

Paige | bookmark.thispaige is 49% done

Omg why am I crying though?

— Aug 24, 2026 11:15PM

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