Tawnie’s Reviews > American Psycho > Status Update

I think the reason none of them can really identify each other is because they’re not actually friends. They’re just using each others social status to make themselves look better. They all have the same look, wear the same brands, but they don’t really know each others faces because they’re not friends. They’re colleagues running in the same social circles trying to one up each other.

“Four more Bellinis arrive. There are now eight Bellinis on the table.” I’m fucking crying that’s so funny

Patrick being unable to concretely identify the brands Luis Carruthers is wearing because he’s not well dressed is such a good detail and I’m obsessed with it.

Mans bragging about his venetian blinds as if that’s not the standard apartment blinds. Knowing the name doesn’t make them less ugly, Patrick. Also monogrammed boxer shorts at 26 is crazy.

The painting above Patrick’s fireplace sounds sick af, I’m not gonna lie.