Erin Donaldson’s Reviews > Perfect Enough > Status Update
Like flag
Erin’s Previous Updates
Erin Donaldson
is on page 288 of 352
I am not a toaster
It’s like a freezer
trying to be a toaster.
“You don’t have the parts, kiddo”
he says. “You can’t make toast,
but you hold
some doggone good ice cream!”
I laugh.
It’s so silly
Why would I want to be a toaster?
— Aug 31, 2026 11:32PM
It’s like a freezer
trying to be a toaster.
“You don’t have the parts, kiddo”
he says. “You can’t make toast,
but you hold
some doggone good ice cream!”
I laugh.
It’s so silly
Why would I want to be a toaster?
