Amanda’s Reviews > The Earl Takes All > Status Update

*to the tune of Band on the Run* man on the floor, man on the floor!

MESS MESS MESS Lorraine is so good at this

Me: omg I never want kids the thought of them-

Me reading a book: OMG they had a baby 😭😭😭

Also this man is delusional.

They’re so hot and he thinks he’s the worst man alive it’s so awesome l

I can feel my brain healing.

Oh no he went out in the cold and rain… it would be a shame if something were to happen to him.

This is still sooooo messsyyyy