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Alex
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"Except, there never was a goblin, was there? It was just me."
— 16 hours, 51 min ago
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Alex
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This is such a strange representation of friendship, companionship, and the blurred line between reality and denial
— 21 hours, 15 min ago
Alex
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"... and hope I don't get rabies because my cardio is shit."
Literally me
— Aug 22, 2026 03:06PM
Literally me

