Status Update

Malissa is 62% done

this man is such a green flag wow

— Aug 24, 2026 03:39PM

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Malissa’s Previous Updates

Malissa is 72% done

“I can’t get up until you forgive me” LMFAOOO

— Aug 25, 2026 08:14AM

Malissa is 64% done

I’m dead LFGGGGG I KNEW IT

— Aug 24, 2026 03:48PM

Malissa is 60% done

oh hot hot hot

— Aug 24, 2026 03:30PM

Malissa is 56% done

OMGGGG

— Aug 24, 2026 03:11PM

Malissa is 34% done

I am GIDDDYYYY this is so good!!!!

— Aug 24, 2026 01:28PM

Malissa is 19% done

AIRPORT’S CLOSED???? delicious 🥰🙂‍↕️😏

— Aug 13, 2026 10:38AM

Malissa is 14% done

god I LOOOOOOVE banter 🥰🥰🥰

— Aug 13, 2026 10:16AM

Malissa is 2% done

omg I would literally melt into the earth

— Aug 13, 2026 09:23AM

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