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“I’m not going to kill you,” the mysterious voice informs me.
“Why would you even say that?” I shout. “That freaks me out even more!”
A long pause, then the voice lets out a defeated sigh. “Do you understand I’m trying to create a moment here? Just go to the fucking dining room.”

najgorzej kiedy chcesz zrobić cool dark mysterious vibe ale ludzie nie łapią wizji smh

— Aug 25, 2026 08:29AM

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“I melted a whole candle into my sinuses,” I whisper. “I’m good.”
“Oh, right. Obviously,” Noah deadpans.

— Aug 28, 2026 11:14AM

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chuck tingle's books are so fun cause even if you realise what some of the clues mean early and predict some of the plot twists, there's still so much to it that you're inevitably gonna be surprised by *something*, AND it all still makes sense as a whole AND fits the theme. he's so good at this.

— Aug 28, 2026 03:59AM

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"(...) the vibe is certainly different when you’re being chased down by the crazed superhuman corpse of a fabulous gay icon."

— Aug 27, 2026 11:22AM

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“Do you have any idea what it was like to take direction from the Bard himself, in the fucking round, and then live long enough to witness the rise of TikTok?!”

— Aug 27, 2026 10:35AM

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Eddie Michaels coraz bardziej ma dla mnie vibe Swana z filmu phantom of the paradise przez co zacząłem go sobie tak wyobrażać

— Aug 27, 2026 06:55AM

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"I shift gears, going instead for “Nights Like This,” the song featuring Dua Lipa that Eddie released just last year."

nie wierze że eddie michaels i dua lipa ściągają piosenki od hit dirtbag boyband bears in trees

— Aug 21, 2026 02:33PM

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