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I went back to the picnic table packed up Medusa's head, and fillec out a delivery slip:
The Gods Mount Olympus 600th Floor Empire State Building New York. NY
With best wishes PERCY JACKSON

"Zeus will destroy you!" she promised. "Hades will have your soul!"
"Braccas meas vescimini!" I yelled.
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant "Eat my pants!"

"I've been waiting a long time for a quest, seaweed brain," she said "Athena is no fan of Poseidon, but if you're going to save the world, I'm the best person to keep you from messing up."

"If you do say so yourself," I said "| suppose you have a plan, wise girl?"

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"Personally," Mr. D continued, "I couldn't care less, but congratulations. Also, I should tel you that we have a new camper today. Peter Johnson."

Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep."

I scooted a little farther away from him because, if there was one thing I had learned from living with Gabe, it was how to tell when an adult has been hitting the happy juice. If Mr. D was a stranger to alcohol, I was a satyr.

HAHA the jokes in this book are funnier than I thought. it maybe I'll just laugh at anything 😭