Status Update

carolyn is 63% done

this slow burn is kicking my ass

— Aug 25, 2026 10:38PM

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carolyn’s Previous Updates

carolyn is 88% done

BUT DON’T YOU WANT TO TRY

— Aug 31, 2026 04:57PM

carolyn is 75% done

ARE YOU READY TO DIE BEAU

— Aug 27, 2026 11:32PM

carolyn is 68% done

griffin is always right behind beverly. i could cry.

— Aug 26, 2026 09:32AM

carolyn is 50% done

choosing to match her so she’s comfortable. i wish men were real.

— Aug 24, 2026 11:54PM

carolyn is 45% done

— Aug 24, 2026 11:20PM

carolyn is 37% done

“she’s a human cartoon. she’s ridiculous. she’s gorgeous.” ohhhhhh :’)

— Aug 22, 2026 04:05PM

carolyn is 34% done

— Aug 19, 2026 11:07PM

carolyn is 32% done

— Aug 18, 2026 11:44PM

carolyn is 26% done

this is so cozy. mass healings are happening.

— Aug 13, 2026 10:33PM

carolyn is 19% done

the fake dating trope snuck up on me. i am smiling so wide.

— Aug 11, 2026 10:35PM

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