Vale’s Reviews > Five Brothers > Status Update

im reading this in my office paid hours. there is no fokin way im reading this on my only day off, i'll just continue on friday or saturday and hopefully finish this fanfic by then. my brain is fried from so much nonsense

"but it basically amount to a day off school where you half-ass it, hang out with your friends, and then cut out early when no one is looking to go party at someone's pool. Except me." my god, this is a joke.

This is so wattpad smut coded with one direction as the 5 brothers and me as kristen! There's this bathroom scene, right? So she's brushing her teeth & then trace (in my mind he's liam, dallas is harry, macon is zayn, iron is niall and army is louis) comes in to piss, macon is somehow showering and then also dallas comes in to brush his teeth. On this house that made up to be some sort of run down mansion? COME ON

LOL. So she really is jumping from brother to brother. Seems to be that there are no other men available that are not related. I dont like that she's so easy to get and so fokin eager to please, likel, girl, get a backbone!

as a person that hasnt read the sister book, im kida confused but filling the blanks (i think?). also, this girl likes to bounce from brother to brother? i saw this before on credende and let me tell you: i did not like that

30 pages in and i can tell i wont like this. fuck. like, what the actual fuck is this??????

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