Status Update

Alex is 43% done

"If the Jerry Springer show had been around in 1978, the producers would've moved Heaven and Earth to book me."

This is the funniest sentence I've ever read

— Aug 27, 2026 04:15PM

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Alex is 99% done

The epilogue has me kicking my feet while my heart shatters

— Sep 02, 2026 04:21PM

Alex is 97% done

BITCH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!

— Sep 02, 2026 03:42PM

Alex is 75% done

Reading about Maclean Hospital rn is nuts

— Sep 01, 2026 02:38PM

Alex is 74% done

"If life was a gift, it was a present I didn't deserve.

— Sep 01, 2026 02:31PM

Alex is 54% done

WHAT

— Aug 31, 2026 09:47AM

Alex is 53% done

"I made dogs sad and people unhappy."

Poor girl

— Aug 31, 2026 05:02AM

Alex is 48% done

Omg, what an asshole

— Aug 30, 2026 01:55PM

Alex is 45% done

the old car and it's oil change comparison is so heartbreaking

— Aug 27, 2026 04:27PM

Alex is 45% done

NOOO NO THIS IS A REALLY BAD PLACE TO HAVE A CRASHOUT

— Aug 27, 2026 04:24PM

Alex is 44% done

"I got the message... and went on."

I'm dead

— Aug 27, 2026 04:21PM

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