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“I’ve conquered kingdoms, Arabella. Destroyed armies. Built an empire on fear and power. But this - being ridiculous with you - might be the best thing I’ve ever done.”
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— Aug 27, 2026 06:17PM
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"I was besotted, completely and utterly obsessed with my wife, and I no longer bothered to hide it."
Oh, Kaz, you glorious Dark Lord. What a SIMP.
— Aug 26, 2026 11:36AM
Oh, Kaz, you glorious Dark Lord. What a SIMP.
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"I was besotted, completely and utterly obsessed with my wife, and I no longer bothered to hide it."
Oh, Kaz, you glorious Dark Lord.... Such a simp.
— Aug 26, 2026 11:33AM
Oh, Kaz, you glorious Dark Lord.... Such a simp.