Status Update

Carley is 23% done

it’s giving celebs that cosplay as poor for a day 😭

— Aug 27, 2026 07:31PM

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Carley’s Previous Updates

Carley is 95% done

mallory is def going through a psychotic break wtf is happening

— Sep 04, 2026 02:57PM

Carley is 73% done

no one will ever be free from the shackles of a straight man

— Sep 02, 2026 05:12PM

Carley is 50% done

queen def got a lobotomy or something

— Sep 01, 2026 04:54AM

Carley is 44% done

mal def has something sinister going on & im being so earnest about it

— Aug 31, 2026 03:26PM

Carley is 11% done

i’m laughing mallory is insane

— Aug 27, 2026 02:09PM

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