Victoria’s Reviews > Maeve Fly > Status Update

you fucking idiot i knew it

come on “psycho” reference 🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼

“what you probably should have remembered though is that kate is not a fucking idiot, and she has friends. friends who would kill for her”

that’s my girllllll

okay taking a break because WHAT THE FUCK

dude WHAT

“hello, mr. bateman”

OH FUCK

WHAT TF DO YOU MEAN YOU REACHED INTO HIS MOUTH AND RIPPED OUT A TOOTH WHILE HE’S INSIDE OF YOU????

okay we’re getting WEIRD


YAY

“one could argue that spooning a man’s eyeball out of the socket and performing carnal acts of religious desecration with it is insanity- we will revisit this later”

ummm i think we should revisit this like now???

“his nose, up close, has been broken, it looks like in multiple places”

YUMMMMY